Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em
Formerly known as Please Hammer Donâ??t Hurt â??Em, Please Hammer Donâ??t Hurt Em, Please Hammer Dont Hurt 'Em, Please Hammer Dont Hurt Em, and Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em
ELO Rating: 1122
Record: 132 - 89
29 Seasons
Upcoming Matches:
When Location Opponent
4/29/2024
8:30 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Bite It
5/6/2024
8:30 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Puck Fandemics
5/13/2024
8:30 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Breakfast of Champions
Past Matches:
When Location Opponent Result ELO
4/22/2024
8:30 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Chili Chili Bean Boys Won 1122 6
4/15/2024
8:30 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Shoot Your Shot Won 1116 5
4/8/2024
8:30 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Disky Chicks Won 1111 8
4/1/2024
8:30 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Pink Flamingos Lost 1103 11
3/25/2024
8:30 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Bounty Biscuits Won 1114 7
3/10/2024
2:40 PM Court 08 		Court 08 All Tangled Up Won 1107 6
3/10/2024
2:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Deck Sesh Lost 1101 6
3/10/2024
1:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Tangy AF Lost 1107 4
3/4/2024
8:30 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Le Peche Lost 1111 10
2/26/2024
8:30 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Shufflepuff Lost 1121 12
2/19/2024
8:30 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Pink Flamingos Lost 1133 12
2/12/2024
8:30 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Shuff It (Tangy Remix) Won 1145 4
2/5/2024
8:30 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Sky Daddies Lost 1141 13
1/29/2024
8:30 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Tang Bus Lost 1154 5
1/22/2024
8:30 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Pucking Sinners Won 1159 10
1/15/2024
8:30 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Ecoterrorism 2: Revenge of the Ecosystem Won 1149 5
11/12/2023
2:40 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Shuffle-"Bored to Death" Lost 1144 2
11/12/2023
2:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Stranger Danger Lost 1146 4
11/12/2023
1:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Continental Breakfast Lost 1150 6
11/6/2023
8:30 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Women in the Kitchen Won 1156 4
10/30/2023
8:30 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Bite It Won 1152 4
10/23/2023
8:30 PM Court 06 		Court 06 The Swan Club Lost 1148 8
10/16/2023
8:30 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Shufflepuff Won 1156 6
10/9/2023
8:30 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Disky Chicks Won 1150 6
10/2/2023
8:30 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Breakfast of Champions Lost 1144 9
9/25/2023
8:30 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Pink Flamingos Lost 1153 13
9/18/2023
8:30 PM Court 09 		Court 09 The Board Degenerates Won 1166 6
8/7/2023
8:30 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Pink Flamingos Lost 1160 14
7/31/2023
8:30 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Kitchensurfing Lost 1174 10
7/24/2023
8:30 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Breakfast of Champions Lost 1184 10
7/17/2023
8:30 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Nate’s Lizard Throat Lost 1194 17
7/10/2023
8:30 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Biscuits & Gravy Won 1211 4
6/26/2023
8:30 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Bite It Won 1207 4
6/19/2023
8:30 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Disky Chicks Won 1203 6
6/12/2023
8:30 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Citra Ass Down Won 1197 5
5/21/2023
4:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Kitchensurfing Lost 1192 10
5/21/2023
3:20 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Gowanus Dolphins Lost 1202 4
5/21/2023
3:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Pink Flamingos Won 1206 2
5/21/2023
2:20 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Sky Daddies Won 1204 3
5/15/2023
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Pucking Sinners Won 1201 7
5/8/2023
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 The Claw is Our Master Won 1194 5
5/1/2023
8:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 It's yo tang do what you wanna do Won 1189 7
4/24/2023
8:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Puck Fandemics Won 1182 7
4/17/2023
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Tang, look at those biscuits! Won 1175 4
4/10/2023
8:00 PM Court 02 		Court 02 Armed and Tangerous Lost 1171 15
4/3/2023
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Bite It Won 1186 4
3/27/2023
8:00 PM Court 01 		Court 01 Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsay Won 1182 3
3/6/2023
8:00 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsay Won 1179 3
2/27/2023
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Sunshine Shufflers Won 1176 5
2/20/2023
8:00 PM Court 01 		Court 01 Puck Fandemics Won 1171 6
2/13/2023
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 It's yo tang do what you wanna do Lost 1165 14
2/6/2023
8:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Queerocracy Won 1179 4
1/30/2023
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Lost 1175 5
1/23/2023
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Truffle Shuffle Won 1180 9
1/16/2023
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Pass the Gin Won 1171 6
11/6/2022
2:40 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Champagne Shufflenova Won 1165 2
11/6/2022
1:40 PM Court 03 		Court 03 The Swan Club Lost 1163 6
11/6/2022
1:20 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Seabiscuit Lost 1169 7
10/31/2022
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Lost 1176 5
10/24/2022
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Staff Infection Won 1181 5
10/17/2022
8:00 PM Court 02 		Court 02 Pucking Sinners Won 1176 7
10/10/2022
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Puck Fandemics Won 1169 6
10/3/2022
8:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Tangs For Nothing Won 1163 4
9/26/2022
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 The Food Courts Lost 1159 15
9/19/2022
8:00 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Tang, look at those biscuits! Won 1174 5
9/12/2022
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 It's yo tang do what you wanna do Won 1169 6
7/26/2022
8:30 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Public Disc-Play of Affection Won 1163 8
7/19/2022
8:30 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Shuffle-"Bored to Death" Lost 1155 10
7/12/2022
8:30 PM Court 05 		Court 05 The SPF 45s Lost 1165 5
7/5/2022
8:30 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Shoot Your Shot Won 1170 5
6/28/2022
8:30 PM Court 10 		Court 10 The Food Courts Won 1165 5
6/21/2022
8:30 PM Court 04 		Court 04 The Sassy Catz Won 1160 6
6/14/2022
8:30 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsay Won 1154 5
6/7/2022
8:30 PM Court 08 		Court 08 The Philly Specials Won 1149 12
5/16/2022
8:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Smooth as Eggs Won 1137 4
5/9/2022
8:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 The Royal Palms in the Ass Won 1133 4
5/2/2022
8:00 PM Court 10 		Court 10 All Tangled Up Lost 1129 9
4/25/2022
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 52pickup Won 1138 6
4/18/2022
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Yu-Tang Clan Won 1132 6
4/11/2022
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 You're Doing It, Peter Lost 1126 14
4/4/2022
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 The A-Team Lost 1140 14
3/28/2022
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Queerocracy Won 1154 6
2/28/2022
7:30 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Panic at the Disc-o Won 1148 5
2/21/2022
7:30 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Royal Tangenbaums Won 1143 6
2/14/2022
7:30 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Mind Your Own Biscuits Won 1137 6
2/7/2022
7:30 PM Court 07 		Court 07 All Tangled Up Lost 1131 9
1/31/2022
7:30 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Pucking Sinners Won 1140 7
1/24/2022
7:30 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Armed and Tangerous Won 1133 7
1/17/2022
7:30 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Tang Gang Won 1126 6
1/10/2022
7:30 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Shuff Love 2 Won 1120 6
11/8/2021
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Twice Baked Biscuits Unknown
11/1/2021
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Lost 1114 7
10/25/2021
8:00 PM Court 10 		Court 10 The Board Degenerates Lost 1121 13
10/18/2021
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Wheels Up Won 1134 6
10/11/2021
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 The Royal Tang n' Palms Won 1128 7
10/4/2021
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Wasted Shots Won 1121 6
9/27/2021
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Peaking Ducks Lost 1115 13
9/20/2021
8:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Pucking Sinners Won 1128 7
6/21/2021
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 The Biscuit Smugglers Won 1121 7
6/14/2021
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Puck Fandemics Won 1114 7
6/7/2021
8:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Buzz Light Beers Won 1107 6
5/31/2021
8:30 PM Court 04 		Court 04 The SPF 45s Lost 1101 7
5/17/2021
8:30 PM Court 01 		Court 01 Shuffle-"Bored to Death" Lost 1108 13
5/10/2021
8:30 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Lost 1121 9
5/3/2021
8:30 PM Court 08 		Court 08 A Royal Riot Lost 1130 14
4/26/2021
8:30 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Gold Team Rules Won 1144 8
4/13/2021
6:30 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Violaceous Euphonias Lost 1136 13
4/6/2021
6:30 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Nautical knockouts Won 1149 7
3/30/2021
6:30 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Gorilla Biscuits Won 1142 6
3/23/2021
6:30 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Biscuiteers Lost 1136 8
3/9/2020
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 BS Won 1144 7
3/2/2020
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Pamela Anderson Coopers Won 1137 8
2/24/2020
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Sweaty Palms Won 1129 6
2/17/2020
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 You're Doing It, Peter Won 1123 6
2/10/2020
8:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Won 1117 11
2/3/2020
8:00 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Wasted Shots Won 1106 6
1/27/2020
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 All Tangled Up Won 1100 9
1/20/2020
8:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Shia LaSheouf Won 1091 8
11/4/2019
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 The Sweaty Palms Lost 1083 12
10/28/2019
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Wasted Shots Won 1095 6
10/21/2019
8:00 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Shia LaSheouf Won 1089 8
10/14/2019
8:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Saggy Baggy Biscuits Won 1081 10
10/7/2019
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 The Royal Palms in the Ass Won 1071 6
9/30/2019
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 All Tangled Up Lost 1065 11
9/23/2019
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 The Unbearable Biscuits Of Being Won 1076 9
9/16/2019
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Lost 1067 9
5/20/2019
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 The Unbearable Biscuits Of Being Won 1076 9
5/13/2019
8:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 All Tangled Up Won 1067 10
5/6/2019
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 The Royal Palms in the Ass Won 1057 6
4/29/2019
8:00 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Pamela Anderson Coopers Won 1051 10
4/22/2019
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Mortal Coil Shufflers Won 1041 7
4/15/2019
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 BS Lost 1034 9
4/8/2019
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Big Money Big Prizes I Love It Lost 1043 8
4/1/2019
8:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Sweaty Palms Won 1051 8
3/4/2019
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Lost 1043 11
2/25/2019
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Resting Biscuit Face Lost 1054 13
2/18/2019
8:00 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Mitch Betta Have My Money Won 1067 9
2/11/2019
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 BS Lost 1058 9
2/4/2019
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 The Unbearable Biscuits of Being Won 1067 9
1/28/2019
8:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 All Tangled Up Lost 1058 12
1/21/2019
8:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Mortal Coil Shufflers Won 1070 8
1/14/2019
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 The Royal Palms in the Ass Lost 1062 15
10/29/2018
8:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Pamela Anderson Coopers Won 1077 10
10/22/2018
8:00 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Tangolicious Won 1067 8
10/15/2018
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 The Mark Shuffalos Won 1059 8
10/8/2018
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Truffle Shuffle Lost 1051 9
10/1/2018
8:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Resting Biscuit Face Won 1060 7
9/24/2018
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 The Bermuda Triangles Lost 1053 10
9/17/2018
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 The Royal Palms in the Ass Won 1063 6
9/10/2018
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Wasted Shots Lost 1057 12
5/21/2018
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Golden Tangs Lost 1069 6
5/14/2018
8:00 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Shuff Boyardee Won 1075 7
5/7/2018
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Quincy's Angels Won 1068 7
4/30/2018
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 BYE Won 1061 3
4/23/2018
8:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Galletitas Won 1058 8
4/16/2018
8:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 The Bermuda Triangles Lost 1050 11
4/9/2018
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Big Money Big Prizes I Love It Won 1061 9
4/2/2018
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 The Board Degenerates Won 1052 10
3/5/2018
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Wasted Shots Won 1042 9
2/26/2018
8:00 PM Court 10 		Court 10 BS Won 1033 13
2/19/2018
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Pamela Anderson Coopers Won 1020 10
2/12/2018
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Kitchensurfing Lost 1010 4
2/5/2018
8:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 The Unbearable Biscuits of Being Lost 1014 11
1/29/2018
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 The Bermuda Triangles Lost 1025 11
1/22/2018
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Golden Tangs Lost 1036 5
1/15/2018
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 One Hit Wonders Lost 1041 11
10/30/2017
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Swift Biscuits Won 1052 14
10/23/2017
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Hell's Kitcheners Lost 1038 10
10/16/2017
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Push It Good Won 1048 9
10/9/2017
8:00 PM Court 02 		Court 02 BS Lost 1039 8
10/2/2017
8:00 PM Court 10 		Court 10 The Unbearable Biscuit of Being Won 1047 10
9/25/2017
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Saggy Baggy Biscuits Won 1037 10
9/18/2017
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Quincy's Angels Won 1027 8
9/11/2017
8:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Resting Biscuit Face Won 1019 9
6/12/2017
8:00 PM Court 01 		Court 01 Pamela Anderson Coopers Won 1010 9
6/5/2017
8:00 PM Court 02 		Court 02 Resting Biscuit Face Lost 1001 11
5/22/2017
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 The Gowanus Snorkel Club Lost 1012 10
5/15/2017
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 BS Won 1022 12
5/8/2017
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Defenestration Lost 1010 8
5/1/2017
8:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Free Range Biscuits Won 1018 9
4/24/2017
8:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Carroll Gardeners Won 1009 10
4/17/2017
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Unbearable Biscuits of Being Won 999 12
3/6/2017
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Shufflepuff Lost 987 5
2/27/2017
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Risky Biscuits Lost 992 12
2/20/2017
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Luff To Shuff Won 1004 9
2/13/2017
8:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Truffle Shuffle Lost 995 12
2/6/2017
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Biscuits & Brews Lost 1007 11
1/30/2017
8:00 PM Court 01 		Court 01 The Sweaty Palms Won 1018 9
1/23/2017
8:00 PM Court 02 		Court 02 Whiskey Biscuits Won 1009 9
1/16/2017
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Tangers and Mash Lost 1000 7
11/1/2016
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Tang Dynasty Won 1007 13
10/25/2016
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Shuffle Butter Won 994 12
10/18/2016
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Butter My Biscuit Lost 982 9
10/11/2016
8:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Kitchensurfing Lost 991 4
10/4/2016
8:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 The Shufflebroads Won 995 10
9/27/2016
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Romancing the Biscuit Lost 985 10
9/20/2016
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Swift Biscuits Lost 995 5
9/13/2016
8:00 PM Court 01 		Court 01 Breakfast of Champions Lost 1000 7
3/1/2016
8:00 PM Court 02 		Court 02 Five Finger Shuffle Lost 1007 7
2/23/2016
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Grandmas Kitchen Won 1014 8
2/16/2016
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 TAKE SHOTz;MAKESHOTz Lost 1006 9
2/9/2016
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 AAA111 Shuffleboard Team Lost 1015 10
2/2/2016
8:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Gowanus Dolphins Lost 1025 10
1/26/2016
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Luff to Shuff Won 1035 10
1/19/2016
8:00 PM Court 01 		Court 01 Orangu-Tangs Won 1025 9
1/12/2016
8:00 PM Court 02 		Court 02 Boynton Beach Babes Won 1016 10
7/21/2015
9:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Hit 'em in the Biscuits Won 1006 9
7/14/2015
9:00 PM Court 07 		Court 07 Flour, Water, Biscuit, Eat It! Lost 997 8
7/7/2015
9:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Biscuit Barrelers Won 1005 13
6/30/2015
9:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Peaches Lost 992 10
6/23/2015
9:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Kung Fu Shuffle Won 1002 12
6/16/2015
9:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 Golden Tangs Lost 990 8
6/9/2015
9:00 PM Court 02 		Court 02 Breakfast of Champions Lost 998 10
6/2/2015
9:00 PM Court 01 		Court 01 Big League Boys Won 1008 10
5/5/2015
8:00 PM Court 10 		Court 10 Grandmas Kitchen Lost 998 11
4/28/2015
8:00 PM Court 09 		Court 09 Florida's Naturals Lost 1009 10
4/21/2015
8:00 PM Court 08 		Court 08 Chairmen of the Boards Won 1019 10
4/14/2015
8:00 PM Court 06 		Court 06 Creme Fraiche Lost 1009 9
4/7/2015
8:00 PM Court 05 		Court 05 Ladies Night Won 1018 9
3/31/2015
8:00 PM Court 04 		Court 04 Five Finger Shuffle Lost 1009 10
3/24/2015
8:00 PM Court 03 		Court 03 The Orangutangs Won 1019 9
3/17/2015
8:00 PM Court 02 		Court 02 Tangsters in Paradise Won 1010 10